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Mother was right. I should have worn underpants.

Brian's Collection of  80 Photos, Pictures, Photographs of Humor and Comedy.
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This is Brian's Collection of Photos, Pictures, Photographs about Humor and Comedy.

1 The Highway Department Does not wait.

Table for 3?

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2 I promote the propagation
of the specie.

They told me if I keep both wheels on the grass I could get around the congestion on take off. Those Dumb idiots were wrong again.,

3   Shhhhhh.

 

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So I gave it to them and am keeping
mile smile in the  cookie jar.

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4 Did you ever get directions
that were useless?

 


No Butts about it.

5 Be careful what you wish for.

Do you ever wonder what
objects think about.?

6 Brilliant. I can't wait.


Whole milk does have more calories.

7     A typical Packer
 Cheesehead comment.

Thanks a lot.

8  Is this what they mean by doing the wave at a baseball game?

You can never tell what a good
 nights sleep will do for you.

9 Sheared Ecstacy. The baby will be called Plano

If it had legs it could crawl.
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10 Tell this story at the next  Water Skiing Convention


 Recycle or not I am going to get rids of these cans. My wife has been colleting them for over a week now.


11 Red and Black are
my favorite colors.

Have you ever seen a butterfly on other
than a nice sunny blessed day?


12   I am the teacher and I know my  stuff.



In Florida us gators can eat up a man
in no time no mater how he is tied down.

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14 And that is the last time I should have to tell you that, what ever your name is!

It could be your have too much
alcohol in your mouth wash.



15 These mail boxes are so hard to open. Whew, This one smells. I hope I can  find my glasses
 when I get home.

The Coke Wars had their reason. Kingmanship.


16 Click here to e-mail Brian.

These runways are getting shorter and shorter.
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17 I have been known to play "footsie" under  the table.

I am really studying hard and
trying to "get ahead" in this world.

We don't horse around in Texas where 3 is not a crowd but just an efficient load for a 1 horsepower vehicle.

Catch this big hammer I finished using. I don't want to lose it..
     
18 Mother said safety pins were dangerous but look at the view from up here.

Have you fear. These roller coasters
 things usually are quite safe.
  
 19I think it is more dangerous to cross the street than to have a simple ride on this large hairpin.

This is just an aiming tool and allows you to
rest while you do your stuff.


20 I sure hope they keep the traffic off the marathon trail.

This smells. We need to clean it out.
Here are some funny people and what they do to be funny.
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Steve Martin
Mr. Martin was born August 14, 1945, in Waco, Texas. His father was the son of a real estate executive. Show of the movies was in are the following: "The Jerk", "The Muppet Movie", "All of me", "The Lonely Guy", "Little Shop of Horrors", "Father of the Bride" 1 & 2, "Bowfinger", "House Sitter", and "The Out-Of-Towners." Martin currently lives in Los Angeles and is one of the greatest comedians of all time.

Robin Williams
 

Robin Williams is without a doubt the greatest actor and entertainer up to date.  He was born in Chicago, Illinois. He has earned a lot of Oscars for things like best actor, funniest movies, and best performance.  Some of his movies are: "Mrs. Doughtfire", "Hook", "Jack", "Flubber", "Good Will Hunting", and "Father’s Day." He is a very good actor.

 


Tim Allen
Tim Allen has played in many movies and has his own TV show.  Tim plays the voice of Buzz Lightyear in "Toy Story," he's the father in "Jungle 2 Jungle," and he was the reluctant Santa Claus in "The Santa Clause." Finally, he is Tim in his TV show called "Home Improvement," where he is the star.

Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks was born on July 9, 1956, in Concord, California. His mother and father divorced when Tom was only five years old. His father raised him, his older sister, and brother. Hank graduated in 1974 at a junior college in Hayward, California. In 1978 he won the Best Actor award for "The Two Gentleman of Verona". During 1980, Tom Hanks had dropped out of college. Some of his movies are" Bachelor Party ", "Apollo 13", "The Green Mile", "Toy Story", and Toy Story 2" ( as the voice of Woody the cowboy doll.)   Some say he is the funniest and best actor of them all.

I love to shop by myself.

You may not be using the
right side of your brain.
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.
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l 2 legs like a Human Movie
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Remember When?  Brian Nelson's Senior Citizen Photo Journal of Memories from the Early 1900's

Click Houston Seniors Entertainment.com for Nursing Homes, Retirement  & Alzheimers & Assisted Living Centers  
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21 I just love people who are smarter than I am but there aren't any.

This is called spanning tight walker. It takes a lot of skill to put the wings down in just the right place.
             
22 This is the captain speaking. We are having a little problem with some water. I am going to turn all the engines on full force and try to get us out of here. We should be arriving in New York shortly. It is right there.
         
Now if we keep low on the radar I don't think the Russian will notice that we were even here.

23 That is how I got to be
a widow many years ago.

You mind, small towns and tight
shoes make life interesting.

24 Now one more layer of frosting and we can deliver this to the car show's 100th anniversary.

Mama doesn't always like it when
you bring home the bacon.

25    I have been waiting for years to
coach the Penguins hockey team .

It is true that if we all relieve our selves right
now  this sand mountain will wash away.
 


26 I always keep a map with me so when I am jumping over the moon I will know exactly where I am.

So you think I am horing  around. I am just practising my yoga and trying to keep my neck lined up with my body.

27  If we get just 20 more people in this tree before it breaks we can beat the Guinness World record.

We were I Pods long before they invented the computer.

 28 In Scotland we call this a breath of fresh air.

The republican convention this year will be kind of hairy in the policy planning because we have had a bad year.

29   But I guess I really don't need to know that now unless you're interested in me.

Which direction is the south side
 of a horse heading north?.
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30  Do you know how they make cheese?

I know how it feels when the IRS
 gets a hold of you for back taxes.

31 Rats, I not flying around the baseball park anymore when the have the roof off.

Some times I just feel so small but my
painting job makes me feel important.

32 No son, red pepper is not all that good for you but I don't know what this nylon rope is hooked to inside your mouth.

Welcome to the world of
plans that went to the dogs.
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33 My egg plant is really booming but the smell is terrible. Smells like a frypan with eggs baked on.

Our planet earth is a lot smaller than the moon.

34    Have you ever seen an "Assaulted Peanut"?
 

  My mother would never agree with this statement.


35   Some say the devil is a snake. Some say it is a frog.

Doing the spits in the water
doesn't hurt so much.

36   There is more than 1
way to kill a cat.

Yes these are my kids but I don't
know who this Tom Guy is?

 


37   They are not tricking me with that stupid bait trick again.

My car insurance is really low. It is about $700 a year because we have very few hit and run accidents out here.
a
38     One horsepower is a lot better than moving this blue cab around a 1 horse town by yourself.

Men, these eggs are going to taste sooooooo much better than the MREs we have ben eating. When we get done you can have your shovels back to  fiinish cleaning out the barn.
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39   We are related. We all had
the same invetro father.

When you  have year round diarrhea you have
to have some things with you at all times.

 


41 Oh, It is nothing. I feel fine darling. Come in. I want to show you something in the drawer. 

The battle of the mighty warrior.


My Brother Brian  wears his cap backwards when he puts the feeding tube on his head so I THOUGHT i WOULD TRY IT. I AM  A CHEESEHEAD FROM THE PACKER STATE.

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   42 Those guys in Texas really know how to throw horse shoes.

The cat is out of the bag. We look
alike because we are related.
                                     

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